Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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