I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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