Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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