'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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