I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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