Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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