First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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