Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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