True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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