I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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