is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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