ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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