One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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