So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Define "chronic" masturbator.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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