You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
A+ Viking dick
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