I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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