so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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