If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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