new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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