Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Houston, we have a squirter
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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