have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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