in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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