He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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