i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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