Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Randomize
