Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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