the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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