You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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