He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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