Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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