I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He passed out mid-signature
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
