Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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