So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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