ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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