it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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