love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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