shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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