somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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