yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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