Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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