id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I forget how to act sober
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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