go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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