her vagine was all disorganized.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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