This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap