Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.