i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?