Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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