I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He has the fingertips of a God
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