belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
is that a dick in a sweater?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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