please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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