so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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