We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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