It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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