STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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