They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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