He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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