3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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