So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I can't turn off my feet"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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