his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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