I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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