so explain again why im purple
no
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We need to get me chipped asap
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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