her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's never too late to be topless.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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